What does this Urge involve?

I'm watching (religiously!) the new UK series of the Apprentice, and like the vast majority of viewers I reckon I'd make a better Apprentice for Sir Alan than the muppets on the show. So I thought I'd create an Urge to try to get myself elected as the Real Apprentice. Anyone can enter, just make your case for why you should be the Apprentice (either in words, or by posting an audition on YouTube and providing a link), and let the world decide. You'll be up against some of the people off the TV show, so let's see who comes out on top.

Every Urge consists of at least one event. An event can be:

• Any task that you can measure (e.g. in terms of time, distance, weight, points etc)
• Something subjective such as a picture, video clip or a written entry that other competitors can judge you on by voting or rating your entry